Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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