I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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