He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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