I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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