Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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