I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Everclear isn't food dammit
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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