Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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