She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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