I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Randomize
