idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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