You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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