That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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