The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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