i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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