Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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