you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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