Nicole vs. Life
no, he came in my armpit
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
