I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Rumble strips road head = magical
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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