The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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