is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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