Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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