Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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