so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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