no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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