fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
