woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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