wake up i wanna do it froggy style
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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