If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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