I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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