dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My feet surprised me
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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