that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
and she was petting her beer can
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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