Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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