My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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