But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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