new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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