I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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