Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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