I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize