Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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