The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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