Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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