New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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