i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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