I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He has the fingertips of a God
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