Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Your cock deserves a montage
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
