.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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