Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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