So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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