it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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