he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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