i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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