Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I have fence marks all over my body
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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