I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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