someone get that fucking seahorse.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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