He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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