Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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