This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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